I saw that your man Zach posted to another question earlier.  So I guess that means one of at least 6 things-

1.  He doesn't deal with Lacerte at all.

2.  He only cherry picks easy questions on Saturdays

3.  His phone doesn't ring on weekends when he is paged

4.  He doesn't like being seen in public with you.

5.  He doesn't like being seen in public with me.

6.  He doesn't like being seen with both of us.