My annual letter pointed out to clients that their filing preference is not shared by most Americans, who had otherwise split about 50/50 in November on their preference for a male or female president.  All my clients keep coming back, except for the ones I have managed to outlive.  But you won't make jokes about saving the paper industry when it hurts your bottom line:

"Royal Paper, based in Phoenix, Arizona, is a major U.S. manufacturer of bath tissue and paper products. On April 8, the toilet paper giant filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Although Royal Paper may not be as widely known as names like Charmin, Quilted Northern, and Scott, you’ll likely recognize a few of their products. According to several outlets, Royal Paper is a third-party manufacturer for products sold at Trader Joe’s, Kroger, Whole Foods, and Aldi."