You can pass on those.  They are ancient posts that were never answered but Intuit took the time to add solutions that nobody will be able to find after today.

Sven and Ole don't play bingo.  You will have to settle for this:

There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. Olaf didn't quite understand what the machine was about though. He went to the machine and put  his money in the machine and got one sandwich. He was so excited, he  put  more of his money into the machine and received another sandwich. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches.
Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing:
- "Olaf, don't you think you should stop now?"
- "What the hell are you babbling about?! I am just starting to win big!"

Our neighbor, Ole, recently had a vasectomy because he didn't want any
more grandchildren.

Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got caught in a really bad hailstorm. His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. Sven, the shop owner, decided to have some fun...He told Ole to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out. So, Ole went home, got down on his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So he blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are you doing?' Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Lena rolled her eyes & said, 'Ole, you need to roll up da vindows first.”